schmattering

whole bunch; lots; many

If you don't put oil in your car you'll have a schmattering of problems

by Martin Bellard May 13, 2005

sluttering

1. Working the corner.
2. The act of staring at a girl that you have no chance of getting.

1. She is always sluttering after work.
2. "Dude, stop sluttering. You're drooling on my paper."

by Prez December 30, 2004

Snuttering

monkey noises

Dan: WTF is that?
Bob: Oh thats just the monkey at the farm. Dude thier gettin it on and Snuttering
James: give em some special K when thier done, shit man thats loud

by willyslistiner November 10, 2009

scuttering

The random, impulsive acts and movements of a person who is so high on methamphetamine that they no longer care about anyone or anything happening around them.

Look at that dude, he's so high he doesn't realize he's scuttering right in front of those cops!

by Myowngod November 6, 2017

Smattering

A variety, or small group of something.

The infographic piece uses a smattering of both literary and visual techniques to convey the author's message.

by qwertyenglishman September 21, 2022

Scottering

When you are having sex with a quadriplegic with nonverbal autism, and they didn't fully consent because of their condition. During this, they begin to autistically yell, making you even more confused but it increases your overall pleasure, causing you to ejaculate prematurely inside of them.

Yo Glen, last night I was scottering that autistic nugget from church. It was pretty weird but pretty nice as well.

by Flaytonson January 10, 2025

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025