scared horny 

When one is so afraid and experiencing so much fear that their scared emotions get all mixed up and the end result is extreme horniness with fearful shaking and or crying. Or, when one is so horny that they find themselves absolutely terrified of everything!

"Claire couldn't stop the shaking in her legs... she didn't know if it was the fear... or the horniness. Yes, there was a murderer in the house, but she hadn't gotten any for a whole day and while she was afraid for her life she had that insatiable lust; there was only one explanation: she was scared horny."

scared horny by enumclaw man 2k MGK March 18, 2010

five starred 

The mark on one's body after being slapped or after immense pressure is added with a whole, open hand, with splayed fingers.

Person one: *takes off shirt*

Person two: man, you've been five starred! It's right in the middle of your back! You get some last night?

Person one: aww yeah

five starred by Just a Random Person October 13, 2013

I no scared 

A declaration of a singular lack of fear faced with improbable odds. Must be said in simple Welsh accent.

"The boys said I wouldn't strawpedo a bottle of wine but I no scared."

I no scared by theTimmer1 November 3, 2006

I ain't never scurred! 

Is a fake form of bravery to cover up the fact that you are in fact really scurred. Usually shouted out to make it sound authentic.

Popularized by the song of the same title by Bonecrusher in 2003

Dude 1: So are we gonna jack this Bentley coup or not? Don't tell me that you gone yella on me!

Dude 2: Na bro! I ain't never scurred!

Dude 1: Aight, let's do this

I ain't never scurred! by lady lynxx April 14, 2009

scurred 

see "scared"

<I>"Do your thang, don't be SCURRED. You gonna get served. I got mine; you gon' get yers."</I> -Mystikal "Shake Yo A**"

scurred by monstar1 April 23, 2004

ScaredAssPussy 

a person who is way to afraid to confront someone in person, so they spread rumors and talk anonymously to them, calling them made up bullshitty words to try and offend them, while clearly failing. Is fat, and has no real friends to talk to this about. Finds defense in offences to other people.

Person 1: God i have this fucking annoying cunt hating me on formspring
Person 2: Oh god, what a scaredasspussy. i almost feel bad for how pathetic they are...

ScaredAssPussy by BULLSHITTYY January 26, 2011

Scared turtle 

When a penis gets cold and hides for a while

"This water is making me pull a scared turtle"

Scared turtle by Phillip cobra September 16, 2014