Baked sale

Similar to a bake sale, a baked sale adds the final touch to all the baked goods to ensure a phenomenal high!

"Hey tommy did you go to the baked sale?"
"Yeah I did, you would not believe how high those cookies made me"

by A-wake January 15, 2015

garage sale

An innuendo for anal sex.

If 'garage sale' was an innuendo for anal sex I would snicker more on weekends

by buckeh November 29, 2013

Quantum of sales

To show the incremental slope of sales growth by using the arm as a symbol

We have to give more discounts and double down on our ad spend to maintain the quantum of sales.

by Davingi April 10, 2018

hail sale

When hail falls on a car dealership, all the new and used cars get dinged up by the hail. They are then put on sale for a reduced price. Hence the term, "hail sale".

After that mega-thunderstorm moved through, the local dealership had a hail sale.

by Teratogen August 25, 2013

sales talk

A sales talk is when you have to persuade a girl for sex

Last night I was so desperate, I had to give her the Sales talk

by Ian papi chulo September 23, 2018

Perma-Sale

A yard sale or garage sale that last year round or that reoccurs frequently. Especially one that is always trying to sell the same items or caliber of items.

"MOM," Kyle said, "Pull over there is a juicy yard sale over there!"...... "Kyle," said his mom "I don't have any cash and that is a perma-sale anyways!"

by Justin Uther Guy August 22, 2022

On sale at Walmart

Diarrhea.

*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."

Everything's on sale at Walmart, cuz the poop wouldn't stop flying outta my butt!
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.

Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.

by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022