stoltz

Someone who you love and think is fucking awsome

"wow, your such a stoltz"

by Stoltz July 15, 2008

swolehalla

A lax bros's place of holiness. It is also know as the gym.

"Yo bro, you going to Swolehalla later?"

by Big Weiner April 17, 2017

SWOLED

Switch OLED Model but said by cool people.

I wanted to spend money on a Switch Pro, but I had to settle for a SWOLED instead.

by mmmgoood August 18, 2021

swoft

Noun: A manipulative liar; a mendacious manipulator; a compulsive liar; a charlatan. Etymology: From "House" Fox channel's enduring TV medical drama.

She's not the president of the bank, she's a janitor at the middle school. Everyone knows she's a swoft.

by aliterate March 6, 2011

swole train

To be included in a group of absolutely jacked people. Or to be absolutely jacked yourself and many people associate you with your muscles.

Dude, I'm on the swole train, back up.
Has he been looking jacked lately? Yeah dude, he's on the swole train.

by nicorerong May 26, 2011

Self Sweltie

A self-inflicted Sweltie often used in email by way of a cc or bcc to oneself.

I gave Mango so much shit about his Mass Hickies and Swelties that I told him to take his own medicine and cc himself to see how it feels. After giving himself a Self Sweltie, Mango reported that his self-inflicted welt felt like he’d been scrubbing his ass with sandpaper for a week. He immediately ran to the drug store for an ice pack and some salve.

by btedstrom June 14, 2007

Fruit swole up

When you suck a dick that has a fruit roll up rolled around it.

I can believe I gave my Grandpa a a fruit swole up last night.

by Soup can Sam December 23, 2021