A narwhal with a large Jewish nose, that wags its tongue side to side in search of sand to sleep on. Marks its territory by spouting "eye-gunk" from its eyeball. Fights back predators or attacks prey with vinegar feet. Also likes to attack jojos (Only one in existence).
by brexjbear January 03, 2010
by Action hank December 12, 2012
A sexual position in witch a male has two other people (male/female) on each testical moving there toung in a clockwise motion for total pleasure of the male
by B.m.r.k July 30, 2013
After having coitus with a woman who is menstruating, one pulls out before orgasm, wipes the red vaginal discharge on her face while ejaculating resulting in a pattern that resembles a jelly swirl.
Hey babe, I know you don't want to have sex because you're on the rag, but if we do I'll make a jelly swirl!
by clirtmurf October 27, 2011
The process of bending a chic over the toilet and fucking her in the ass and then dunking her head in the toilet bowl and flushing.
by dunkendave December 15, 2019
Pecan Swirl is when you lay straight dough in your pants. People from the back can see a swirl print on the back of your pants. This is most accompanied by a foul stench.
You to your mom: “do you smell that?”
Mom: “someone just laid a fat one.”
You: “are you talking about a pecan swirl?”
Mom: “someone just laid a fat one.”
You: “are you talking about a pecan swirl?”
by Mike Ro-dick September 16, 2019
An audacious sex act.
Instruct your sexual partner to get down on all fours; approach from the rear. Gently cup their genitalia and place your thumb firmly on their anus. Slowly swirl your tongue, in an anti-clockwise direction, around the tip of your thumb. Repeat.
Instruct your sexual partner to get down on all fours; approach from the rear. Gently cup their genitalia and place your thumb firmly on their anus. Slowly swirl your tongue, in an anti-clockwise direction, around the tip of your thumb. Repeat.
by Josa Starkslin April 15, 2017