Swinges

1. Shortened version of the saying: Sweet as Minges
2. An alias used by the rugby union legend Lawrence Dallaglio

1. Put a nob of butter in those beans and they'll taste swinges yeah?
This sherbet is absolutely swinges, lets have a go on your sugary dick
2. Did you see Swinges Dallaglio on This Morning with Phillip Schofield. He cooked a banging lasagna.

by Lovs2Fuk June 8, 2011

food swings

When someone's mood changes in direct relation with being hungry.

Man, Sam is having food swings again. I hate it when he's hangry like that. He should eat something before he hurts someone.

by princesschristy86 June 7, 2010

swinging couple

is a couple who loves to swap with others, regardless if they're together or 2600 miles apart! An real OPEN relationship. They really don't mind!

Kevin & April are the greatest swinging couple ever from the south! This is the reason why they got married? : }

by madejus4eachother! July 16, 2011

Uncultured swine

A person who does not understand a reference to something popular, or the like

Person 1: What's a rare pepe?
Person 2: YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

by Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseburger May 20, 2016

Swine Fraud

Swine Fraud (n.)- someone who chooses to fake flu illnesses so that they can remain at home to avoid work or classes.

Person 1: I feel awful. I heard Maria might have the swine so the boss made her stay home.
Person 2: No, she just didn't want to come in this week.
Person 1: She's such a swine fraud.

by theSwineFraud October 26, 2009

Swinette

To pull a pig's hair tauntly across its own ass, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. Thus making outstanding backwoods music!

My friend James played the Swinette like a mad man last night, while Ron and Roy danced around the fire all night.

by Bill P. August 29, 2006

swing bag

Referring to male genitalia, specifically the testicals. Also known as applebag, ball sack, bozak, nuts, etc.

I dropped my swing bag on your mom's face, because she wanted a Roman Soldier Helmet.

by swing bag guy January 29, 2006