swedish nanny

When you have been naughty, and someone spanks you.

-"Come here Zoya, let me be your Swedish Nanny."
-"Ughh, Ms. Wren, stop spanking me you sick freak."

by Chris April 21, 2005

Swedish Chocolate

A black woman in a Volvo or Saab. This refers to the tendency of middle class African-American women in the Atlanta, Georgia area to buy mid-priced European sedans, particularly those from Sweden.

Lashontay is a Black Viking Princess, Swedish Chocolate in a chromed out Volvo S 60.

by Gary Vitalis April 2, 2007

Swedish fish

A sweet, gummy, red-fish shaped candy - that while not known by all - are actually Satan's bullets - for there devilish, pain that they leave when someone is pelted with one of these candies, crafted only by the deep boughs of firey hell, where Lucifer creates such torturous "candies"

"AAAH" Andrew cried out, as Sam threw a swedish fish on his bare leg, causing a red, stinging welt, that barely resembled a fish.

by Riotfish November 16, 2010

Swedish Butter

Butter used as a vaginal lubricant

She was all dried out so I got her some swedish butter and she was good to go

by Laura Huhn December 2, 2010

Swedish Salute

The sexual manoeuvre often seen in porno films where the man taps around his companion's labia and clitoris with his erect penis, just before insertion.

He sat up from their long kiss on the coach and gave her the Swedish salute, teasing her. She writhed beneath him, gently pulling him down.

by Cullion January 9, 2010

swedish bedford

a derogatory name for scania trucks, scania being swedish and bedford being an unpleasant english truck from yesteryear.

the gearbox on this swedish bedford is playing up again

by gussy finknottle July 20, 2011

Swedish Fiddler

Teabaging the Large Hadron Collider.
It's like getting your ticklebag jostled while jerking off to naked pictures of god.

The occasional Swedish Fiddler is the only reason i agreed to work on this underground doomsday machine.

by kidmash September 29, 2010