steamy beaver

An unusually hot vagina, often belonging to a fat chick.

I know she's ugly, but she had a mad steamy beaver!

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

steamy cable

(noun)
A large, stinky log of crap.
'snap off a steamy cable' - to take a crap

"I'm gonna go snap off a steamy cable."

by Cabji September 28, 2003

Steamy Jerk

When you fuck your girl in the ass just prior to her taking a shit. You pull-out just as your about to nut, then she takes a shit on your dick and you nut while jerking off with her steamy crap.

Nick: "Why is your girlfriend all happy today Danny?"

Danny: "Oh...I let her take a shit on my dick last night and then I had a steamy jerk"

Nick: "That explains the smell"

by Itchy Gooch Man May 10, 2008

Steamy Sasso

The act of defacating on your sexual partners face, then plastic wraping it on.

She was such a freak in bed and she liked to be Steamy Sasso'd

by froggy486 June 25, 2010

Steamy pants

When someone's pants are said to be steaming, either through having shit themselves or through being phenominally attractive.

I'd love to get into her steamy pants

or

He should go change his steamy pants

by CapitateEdd February 4, 2012

steamy muffin

The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"

Hey Jane have you had any steamy muffins lately?

by Manslut5000 October 6, 2013

Steamy Roller

Much like a Cleveland Steamer; the act of shitting on one's sexual partner's chest and proceeding to smear it around in a circular motion with one's ass cheeks.

My girlfriend let me try the Steamy Roller last night. You couldn't even see her under the three feet of shit I flopped on her chest. She looked like a shit demon when I was done smearing it everywhere. Best night evar.

by Steamy Roller 4evar#Onyourface December 3, 2013