A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.
guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!
by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018
Get the horse stancemug. Someone who gets roasted on the daily about their car and gets roasted by fettesben, oh and they think their car is supposed to be a "meme" just because fettesben roasted it
by SomeRandomDud June 13, 2017
Get the Sideways Stancemug. “Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”
by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021
Get the Three Point Stancemug. 
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025
Get the 《¤》Happen《¤》Stance《¤》HapUpen《¤》staUnce《¤》happeN《¤》stancE《¤》mug. When learning any new skateboard trick it is difficult to keep the board under you. So you must stance up on it.
Also applies to swimming.
Also applies to swimming.
(Random at the skatepark can’t land nollie ghetto birds)
Kareem Campbell: You gotta stance up on it dawg!
Kareem Campbell: You gotta stance up on it dawg!
by March 11/2024 May 11, 2025
Get the stance up on itmug. The name assigned to a particular stance performed by an individual when being photographed. The stance involves raising one leg on an object, leaning into the raised leg and maintaining a stern and serious facial expression.
by Christofa July 20, 2013
Get the Dreamboat Stancemug.