Sideways Stance

Someone who gets roasted on the daily about their car and gets roasted by fettesben, oh and they think their car is supposed to be a "meme" just because fettesben roasted it
Do you see that?! He is getting roasted by fettesben! Hes being
Sideways stance!!
by SomeRandomDud March 14, 2017
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Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.
guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.
by Le Boy September 12, 2022
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Shikamaru power stance

Ha! I saw that. I do that all the time.
Hym "Ha! Shikamaru power stance. Great!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
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Stance Vic

Stance Vic is a sexy Beast
by r3qfw May 23, 2016
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fent stance

A phrase used to describe the lifeless, zombie-like stance symptomatic of fentanyl abuse.
"i bet sean o’malley has a crazy Fent Stance" (@KellyMa16932535)

@KellyMa16932535. Twitter, 21 August 2023, twitter.com/KellyMa16932535/status/1693646238124536315
by aegtiv February 16, 2024
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Power Stance

Stance where the feet are a shoulder's width or wider apart to signify dominance. Usually used to attract the opposite sex or dance partners.
Did you see Ulises's power stance? He gets all the mamasitas.
by SCFam May 18, 2018
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Pomp and stance

An abbreviation for “pomp and circumstance,” referring to acts of frivolity and unnecessary ceremony
Paul and Mary’s dog has no pomp and stance.
by YourMom’sButt October 24, 2018
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