Afghanistan Slushie

When a calamity breakout meets a invasion of genital warts. And causes anal bleeding

I feel sorry for Zach because that girl gave him an Afghanistan Slushie

by Get real 23 May 5, 2025

Bathroom Slushie

When you leave the bathroom and you have a large glass of chocolate milk.

"Hey, this bathroom slushie goes great with my bathroom sandwich!"

by Jama-Himself May 14, 2025

Penis Slushie

A chick ices her hands until it's freezing cold and proceeds to jerk the man off until she gets a cold shot of cum that she swallow whole.

I needed to cool off my throat with a penis slushie...

by Online random December 29, 2025

zooper dooper slushie

When you insert a zooper dooper popsicle icy pole inside a a persons vagina or anus then have sex smashing it up so it becomes a zooper dooper slushie,

I was hot and horny but needed to cool down so we made a zooper dooper slushie

by Paulchi February 26, 2019

Give her a Slushie

When you give your girl a cream pie and she walks around for the rest of the day with it dripping out of her

"I knew she had a busy day ahead so I thought i would give her a Slushie"

by Dbrad November 24, 2021

North Shore Slushie

A fine gourmet slurry of New England grade snow mixed with rock salt, and rotting roadkill snow melt run off packed tightly into a cone of your choosing.

Aye, Billy. Did you seriously end up with that girl last night? She probably tasted worse than a North Shore Slushie.

by WitherAwayyy February 7, 2025

San Francisco Slushie

When someone, usually male, takes a fatal amount of laxatives and starts to shit out his intestines, a technique my dominatrix taught me (her name is Barbara).

"When you're feeling bonged up just turn into a San Francisco Slushie!" "I think imma die!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025