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Speak to the gods 

What people say when they want you to take something up with the gods or as a comeback
Trevor: “You cant go swimming here this is private property“ stRanger: “don’t talk to me SPEAK TO THE GODS”

Speak Spanish September 

A month when you speak only Spanish for its entirety
"No mom I'm not crazy I speak Spanish because it's Speak Spanish September"

Speak now, or forever hold your piece 

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.
"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"

Speak cornbread 

Understanding the thick southern or "country" accent
"I speak cornbread" "Bless your heart you're Worthless as gum on a boot heel!"

Speak & Spell

An amazing Red box that teaches how to spell 200 words!
Alex: I just bought a Speak & Spell! it will teach me how to spell 200 words!
Speak & Spell by Bacon friez October 31, 2023