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Severus Snape

A character (professor at Hogwarts) in the Harry Potter book series by J.K. Rowling (or, for you illiterate bastards, in the Harry Potter movies).

Characterized as a mean, slimy, suspicious and unpopular professor hated by most of the school's students, especially those outside of Slytherin.

This term can also be used by the hopeless Harry Potter geek to refer to said geek's least favorite teacher.
HP Geek #1: I can't belive Snape gave us so much math homework! I was going to finish chapter 54 of my Draco/Hermione fan fic!
HP Geek #2: I know! Wait, should I be concerned that I understand what the hell you're saying when you use Harry Potter words to refer to aspects of real life?
HP Geek #1: Probably. Maybe you should go see Madam Pomfrey in the hospital wing.
HP Geek #2: Doh!
by harrypotterwheeee June 24, 2004
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Snipeshow

A hockey word commonly used to describe "Slots" after he's sniped another goal cheesebar down in overtime (most likely short-handed). It is tough to gain the nickname snipeshow, you have to either earn it by going top shelf all the time, by giving yourself the nickname, or being stupid like Jeff and stealing it.

Now regarded as the Self-proclaimed snipeshow, the legend of "Slots" will go down in history as the first of the snipeshows.
"Wow Slots you certainly were a snipeshow tonight."
"Jeff definitely is a snipeshow wannabe. Way to try and steal the glory Jeff."
by Sergant Dangles December 23, 2006
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Severus Snape

He's the ol' greasy haired dude, long hooked nose, sallow skin, yellow teeth, evil sneer....
....

hot voice, god like stance, hear melting gaze...

hot..
The point is he's hot... just his first year potion class mantra makes people drool..

ENSNARE THE SENSES -Severus Snape
by MdbZ April 25, 2010
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two snakes

When you roll a pair of dice and get 2 twos.
"Ok, I have 2 dice left to roll...shake...rattle...roll...2 twos!"

"you just rolled two snakes"
by dboyroy December 19, 2008
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Severus Snape

is what many may call heroic, a daring, bold, brave, not-afraid-to-stand-up-to-the-Dark-Lord kind of person. Nowadays, we shorten it to badass.
Random person who just finished watching Deathly Hallows: Isn't Neville Longbottom just soo badass? He killed Nagini, Voldemort's horcrux!

Knowledgable person: Professor Severus Snape saved Harry's life several times and he played spy for Dumbledore. He's more badass than Neville Longbottom!
by LilyxEvans July 29, 2011
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snapslet

Een Snapslet is persoon die minimum 250.000 snappunten heeft. Deze persoon geeft ook heel veel om streaks en zal er alles aan doen om zijn streaks in stand te houden. Deze term kan zowel voor jongens als meisjes toepasselijk zijn.

De snapslet ziet vaak zelf niet in dat hij/zij een snapslet is, ondanks dat zijn/haar omgeving dit heel duidelijk aangeeft.
Oh, krijg jij ook een snap van hem?! Hij is echt een snapslet!
by Bungterror October 15, 2020
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Hot snakes

noun; the resulting soft serve butthole burning poo after eating spicy chili verde mac-n-cheese.
I need some baby wipes. That shit we ate yesterday gave me gnarly hot snakes.
by Hookerbooker June 10, 2018
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