Smucker

Abbreviated form of 'Smart Fucker'. A term (vulgar) used to describe someone who is very smart, intelligent and cunning. Often used as a compliment among friends. Commonly used in college campuses.

“He is such a smucker, he went partying with us the night before his finals and still got an A”.

by Eric VanDervalk June 1, 2003

smucker

A prostitute who gives oral pleasure for free. Also a "hoe" or "skank." A smucker prefers giving only head.

That smucker blew me for free.

by Jwiz Jackson October 20, 2007

Smucka

another word for hating. (can be used plurally)

1. Take ur smucka ass on, before i mess u up.
2. Why u always smuckin' on somebody?
3. You're such a smuker.

by Capital E February 9, 2006

smudging

The act of striking multiple matches, after a particular evil bowel movement; in the hope of banish the evil.

I spend the whole day smudging the apartment after that All You A Eat, White Chili dinner.

by BigSteveBrown January 4, 2013

Smuckers

to be jealous

"i am completely smuckers--your bling is 3x brigher than mine."

by shanghi January 30, 2004

smuddling

The combined acts of smooching and cuddling that create an energy field creating the math equation of 1+1 = 3.

When Karen finds the man who enjoys smuddling with her as much as she enjoys smuddling with him, she will ask this one of a kind wonderful man how much is 1 + 1 and he will answer 3.

by 10popsicletoes April 14, 2008

SMUCup

An athletic support, or jock strap, holds a jock in place over a male's penis and testicles so as to protect them from direct contact while playing sports. A jock is also commonly referred to as a cup. A SMUCup is a cup for SMU. It is a smaller version than that of an adult or junior size cup.

SMU needs to wear a SMUCup, if he wore a junior size cup to protect his twig and berries, he'd trip over it.

by Spilly November 9, 2005