by MackDaddy13 May 21, 2023
Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.
by NateEllis84 June 06, 2018
A group of people who are all sexually attracted (or bored) to one another engaging in facial interaction. More specifically, kissing in a group.
by Kyosa May 03, 2021
One day anthony was being a smart ass bitch so Jane kissed his pecker and squeezed it with a wrench pecker smooch
by Masterpapav95 August 03, 2017
This is an expression often used when you are watching a show and you want two people to kiss or “smooch it up”.
(This term is often used by chronically obsessed drama watchers who are very impatient with the progression of smooching)
(This term is often used by chronically obsessed drama watchers who are very impatient with the progression of smooching)
by mymelody1145 January 16, 2024
In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.
by GLT75 May 31, 2019
First-known documented scale by an Eastern Bloc author (Nichita Smochină of Moldavia) created for men and women courting one another to rate flirting and kissing on a scale of 1 to 9 (Communist belief did not allow for a 10). The original scale was published in 1930 by Smochină's in the anthology, Cunoștințe Utile ("Useful Knowledge").
As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.
The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.
The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
by TexasJewBoy September 27, 2024