Lesbian Smirk

so like you see a girl that is cute and get the VIBES from her so you like look at her and smile a little tiny bit then look away and then look back to see if she smiled back and if she did then shes AT LEAST dte

friend: you see that girl over there?
other friend: yeah.
friend: she just gave me the lesbian smirk, she wants the v.

by nighthawk2295 July 8, 2012

smerf

to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)

also smerfed, smerfing

I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?

by Ce'nedra April 15, 2005

Smirnoff Ice

the stuff that got me drunk for the first time

smirnoff is awesome

by molly December 16, 2003

Smirkface

A rap group containing rappers with unmistakable swag and some of the illest flow that keep booties shaken and rumps roastin' all over the country

"That new smirkface track sure is bangin'!

by long division April 14, 2009

smirnarade

A tasty mixed beverage of smirnoff and Gatorade. Simply buy a large bottle of Gatorade, drink some down, and dump in some tastey Smirnoff. Replace cap, shake, and imbibe.

It gets you mad drunk and can sometimes be confused with vaderade

Courtney tried to be sneaky and drink Smirnarade in class, but the smell got her caught.
Courtney got mad drunk the other night and confused vaderade with Smirnarade

by Thirsty Thursday October 15, 2007

Smarfagon

A shape comprised of only 2 lines that is NOT a circle. (:

"My room only has two walls" , "Is it a circle?", "No, it's a smarfagon actually."

by OneHeartAtATime February 19, 2010

smirk jerk

An person who frequently fakes a smile with an arrogant, smug attitude.

Rachel is such a smirk jerk! She always gives me that same smug look every time I screw something up.

by zeus64 April 12, 2011