Sloan

A quiet person who doesn't really do much.

Good morning Mr. Sloan.

by BrookeInFlorida November 21, 2011

sload

a slow webpage load.

The YouTube video is sload.

by Bulie April 24, 2009

Sloaf

A Slo As Fuck Creature...like my teenage son. Like a sloth, but infinitely slower.

Jackson! Get your ass out of bed, we got shit to do. You are such a frigging SLOAF.

by ftroop December 1, 2016

sloan

Sloan is an AMAZING cute and has a sexy body . Hes the sweetest, kindest, loving guy. Hes the best boyfriend you can ever have. Youll love him so much. He has pretty greenish/bluish eyes . He has dirty blonde hair and just everything about him is perfect. Hes a chick magnet and he loves to party.

Sloan youll be lucky to meet him.

by mooo😛 January 31, 2015

sloare

a sluty whore... slut and whore combined

Nicole is such a slore!

by Chrissy November 11, 2004

sloan

-verb

To snort.

Person 1: "What's the go with hedgehogs? Why don't they just share the hedge?"

Person 2: Haha, *snort.

Person 1: LOLcat, my stolen jokes always get a sloan out of you.

by WhiteLando August 30, 2011

Sloaned

The act of stealing someone else's spotlight. Turning the attention to oneself when the topic or subject is on someone else.

Man, that guy is in every photo...does he even know the bride and groom? He totally Sloaned their wedding!

Damn, who is the person that keeps posting comments on my picture? Look there is like 50 replies to this guy, I got Sloaned!

by Zoftig_Girl October 18, 2010