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vanity sizing

When designers try to cover up America's obesity by making clothes two sizes larger than what's written on the tag.

Also, appealing to girl's obsession with skinniness by making them believe there is such a thing as a size 00.
Girl 1: "I used to be a size 14 but now I wear a size 8, I swear it's because I switched to a 12-pack of diet coke a day instead of the regular stuff and I only let myself splurge on even numbered days.. that is if I remember what day it is."

Girl 2: "Are you sure it's not vanity sizing?"

Girl 1: "No, it's definitely the diet."

-In the 1950's Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 which is now equivalent to what we consider a size 4. How's that for vanity sizing.
by icecate November 7, 2011
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smingers

After you have fingered someone and your fingers smell like off vagina.
"Hey man smell my smingers"
by day old smingers February 4, 2010
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Wingle Smingling

The act of smoking marijuana, it is used in a form of code, by adding the "ingle" after the first letter of the word, or with use of other words, use to best suit.
Such as dringling= drinking

Smoking= Smingling
Weed= Wingle

Smoking Weed= Smingling Wingle
1: Yo what up bro?!, its 4/20, we need to smingle wingle!

2: Why, bro?

3: Because dude, its the Nationingle Smingle Wingle Day, its the day for Wingle Smingling, duh!
by Master Wingle Smingler April 23, 2009
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Shminge

"I heard last night he done a shminge to somebody"
by Steelydanman February 14, 2018
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Passenger Siding

The act of failing with picking up girls from the passenger side of your moms Station wagon.
I was sending a shout out to my latinas in the hood, and she said "Whitey, you bugging if you think your gonna passenger side me in my own neighborhood, get outta here before i cut you".

I was Passenger Siding.
by Derek Todd August 16, 2009
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paul siminon

Bassist for the punk/rock band the clash. Can be seen smashing his guitar on the cover of the Clash's "London Calling" album.

He originally was going to play the electric guitar, but found it rather difficult, so he tried the bass because "it only has four chords!"

He's a great musician.
Billy: "who's paul siminon"
Me: "A musician."
by Jack Townshend April 16, 2006
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Calico Smingsmangs

A variation of the brutal sexually transmitted disease (Smingsmangs) where the functions of the vagina and the anus trade places without physically moving.
Nancy: "Wow Peggy, you have quite a robust queef!"
Peggy: "I would love to take credit for that, but it is actually gas escaping from my rectum. I caught the Calico Smingsmangs while serving time in Vietnam and all of my feces have been oozing from my vagina ever since."
by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012
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