by day old smingers February 4, 2010
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When Bonnie and Mike were newlyweds and beginning to explore their mutual sexual fantasies and kinks, Mike pressured Bonnie to OK a swingers ad being placed in a magazine to see what kind of results they'd get. The ad read like this:
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Body: 22 years old, 5’2”, 100 lbs., blue eyed blonde with great legs and hot ass to work with and small pleasure toy tits to suck and slap and bruise, ISO dominant Alpha-type men with 7 to 9 inch cocks to go out with on fuck, suck and swallow dates while passive hubby jacks off at home, then be dumped off to tearful limp cock hubby afterwards for hot, dirty detailed confessions of all her sins, while hubby lovingly forgives her and submissively cleans up the mess her date has made of her.
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Body: 22 years old, 5’2”, 100 lbs., blue eyed blonde with great legs and hot ass to work with and small pleasure toy tits to suck and slap and bruise, ISO dominant Alpha-type men with 7 to 9 inch cocks to go out with on fuck, suck and swallow dates while passive hubby jacks off at home, then be dumped off to tearful limp cock hubby afterwards for hot, dirty detailed confessions of all her sins, while hubby lovingly forgives her and submissively cleans up the mess her date has made of her.
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by Dildohands May 18, 2015
Get the Finger in the sminger mug.Three hot, black lady singers who wear sparkly dresses and sing backup for a band. Blackups originated in the 50's and 60's, but they are so hot and good, they can be used anywhere anytime.
Guy singer: Here I am, baby. Signed sealed delivered, I'm yours.
Blackup singers: Oooooh, baby. Yeah...you got the future in your hands. (in harmony with eachother)
Blackup singers: Oooooh, baby. Yeah...you got the future in your hands. (in harmony with eachother)
by blackjack416 March 7, 2009
Get the Blackup singers mug.Female Artists/Singers from Japan. Their genre's range from R&B, Rock, Pop, Jazz, Enka, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, and even Japanese female Rappers.
Just like with anything else though, some are good, and some are bad.
Some Japanese Female Singers are REAL talent. They have a message to give the world and a common vibe to share for the love of music. Unfortunately there are other Japanese Female singers that are just another cute face chosen as the next quick money-maker for the industry.
For the most part, there are a good number of Japanese Female singers that are excellent vocalists but who are still sometimes overshadowed by the bad ones.
Some of the excellent Japanese Female singers are Utada Hikaru, Mika Nakashima, Misia, Boa, and Sowelu. That is just to name a few though.
At the end of the day, a person who loves all varieties of music and who has an ear for vocal tone, range, and harmonizing notes in succession will find something new and interesting when listening to the GOOD Japanese Female singers mentioned above.
Just like with anything else though, some are good, and some are bad.
Some Japanese Female Singers are REAL talent. They have a message to give the world and a common vibe to share for the love of music. Unfortunately there are other Japanese Female singers that are just another cute face chosen as the next quick money-maker for the industry.
For the most part, there are a good number of Japanese Female singers that are excellent vocalists but who are still sometimes overshadowed by the bad ones.
Some of the excellent Japanese Female singers are Utada Hikaru, Mika Nakashima, Misia, Boa, and Sowelu. That is just to name a few though.
At the end of the day, a person who loves all varieties of music and who has an ear for vocal tone, range, and harmonizing notes in succession will find something new and interesting when listening to the GOOD Japanese Female singers mentioned above.
Delroy: Hey, I was on youtube the other day and I came across some Japanese Female Singers. I think one of the singer's name is Misia.
Shanika: Oh yeah, I’ve heard of Misia. She has a 5-octave vocal range. Her music is very impressive and she has soul in her voice. You should also check out Utada Hikaru. She's a bit different, but still very talented.
Shanika: Oh yeah, I’ve heard of Misia. She has a 5-octave vocal range. Her music is very impressive and she has soul in her voice. You should also check out Utada Hikaru. She's a bit different, but still very talented.
by Appreciator of Humanity December 28, 2009
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