Silent Auctioning

The act of staring at a womans camel toe, the opposite of basket shopping.

I was silent auctioning the shit out of this chicks vag today.

by TheClucass October 7, 2010

silentist

A man of reason who has dedicated his life to the pursuit of the continuing advance of human knowledge... On the most effect way to "Silence" people.

The Nazi silentists were at the cutting edge of research at Auschwitz

by TheSilentist666 January 11, 2017

Silent Abraham

When you successfully ejaculate in the presence of others without their knowledge. After which, you yell “Silent Abraham!”

Silent Abraham changed my family dynamics. I can’t believe my stepdad Silent Abraham’d me!

by Cummy Fuggletrousers November 20, 2020

jay-and-silent-bob

n. Two singin, pot slingin, Jersey boys, one who doesn't talk, and one who talks way to much, who post at a quik stop smokin mad bud, drinkin beers, and shootin the shit.

v. to lean against a building and smoke/sell chronic, presumably while engaging in a completely nothing conversation.

1. Hey man, I'm dry, and our hookup is a queer. Let's go over to Jay and Silent Bob down at the quik stop.

2. Yo, you want to just go over to the bowling alley and jay-and-silent-bob it tonight, maybe get some fat pussy?

by Fishmasta September 6, 2006

silent stalker

fart
a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. Yah

Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag. Yah

by Big EE November 4, 2004

Silent but deadly

A fart that is not heard, but smells so horrid that it could kill; also: Silent but violent, SBD

Your farts aren't that bad when compared to Grandpappie's ol' silent but deadlies.

by King Shit January 16, 2003

Silent Breakup

When you are going out with someone and everything seems fine but then you stop talking to each only to end with a break up that never really happened.

"I think Tom and I are having a silent breakup.." - Nicole

by 89372589769 April 30, 2010