smilf

Senior Mother I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, check out the smilf in the frozen food section."

by BrendanBien March 30, 2008

Sailfin

The full male genitalia through the front hole of your boxers. While having the back end of the boxers rolled and jammed up your asscrack like a thong.

Hey Jimmy, If I show you my Sailfin will you show me yours?

How bout I whipout the Sailfin and get this party started.

by Nicholas J May 13, 2005

SILF

A sister you would like to have sexual intercourse with. Usually goes by the name Danielle or something close to that. Usually has one brother.

Stuart- Woah! his sister is such a silf by the way!!!

by Roycropperfan999 December 24, 2010

silf

Swimmer I'd like to fuck

Amanda Beard
I heard Amanda's posing nude in Playboy, what a SILF!!!

by Rich Vaccaro July 22, 2007

smilf

Supermilf
Better than an ordinary milf

Kid 1: man your moms hot. do you ever feel like just hugging her
Smilf'son: ya
Kid 2:...

by 716 June 13, 2005

SILF

Taylor Moad, Jeff's sister

Taylor Moad is a SILF

by Greg February 16, 2005

smilf

Soon-to-be-Mother I'd Like to Fuck

A woman that is pregnant, yet is still smoking hot.

Our Geography professor is one hot SMILF.

by robertbebs January 20, 2011