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Iraqi Sharp Shooter

Anyone who can throw a rock more than 50 yards.
Hey, Sarge, what do you want me to do with the five Iraqi Sharp Shooters?
Sarge: Break their thumbs! Can't throw a rock without a thumb.
by King Castillo April 1, 2009
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shortbread fever

1. A persistent, obsessive sexual desire towards females of North European (and in particular Scottish) descent.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.
1. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever: I just can't stop thinking about Guinevere's fire bush.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.
by Argyle4Brkfst December 15, 2008
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National throw your shortest friend day

On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please
On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!
by Payton 13344 April 14, 2020
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skeet shooter

A guy who loves to ejaculate/cum on people or things.
by RandomGuy March 28, 2005
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School shooter

A person that was bullied, misunderstood, hated, alone, and just overall confused and hurt by the people that did this to them. A school shooter could me anyone. Yes, it is bad to kill a bunch of kids for no reason but can we really blame them? No, we can only blame them for there action, and we blame ourselves for being such assholes to the person. School is hell. This is the reason of why they do it; because kids are such assholes.
School shooter: *kills the bullies bc They do not know how to handle the pain*
by MIW_peeep February 28, 2019
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Rubik's Cube Shooter

A mixed drink made by blending a Rubik's Cube into very fine pieces, then mixing it with vodka, or gin. It is best served at room temperature, in a shot glass, or tumbler.

The unique property of the drink is the relatively swift intoxication that follows its consumption. Upon drinking a Rubik's Cube Shooter, the pieces of the cube make dozens of small lesions on the esophagus, resulting in the immediate dispersal of the alcohol into the bloodstream.

Due to its immediate effects and potential health risks, RCS have recently come under scrutiny by some health officials and the American Association of Bartenders. Currently though, there are no laws against such a drink, and it continues to gain popularity on the college scene.
Give me a Rubik's Cube Shooter tonight Tom- I'm skipping the stomach!
by MaxxxKok October 20, 2006
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hog shortery

when the country, new england typically, is experiencing low levels of available swine.
"No bacon available?! Are you experiencing a hog shortery?!"
by concernedaboutthehog December 26, 2009
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