shmeagle

between smuggleing and sneaking ....

*smeagle is in TLOTR but SHMEAGLE is my word

I'm so going to shmeagle that cookie from you

by carriebarr88 August 21, 2009

shmear

A large spreaded schlop of cream cheese usually schlepped all over a bagel.

Will you stop schlepping that doggone shmear on my toasty bagel.

by SHLOP July 29, 2005

shmeet

slang for cock,penis etc

I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass

by mrs.swanson October 12, 2006

Shment

An insult word that has no definite definition and can be used broadly to insult and put down others.

That shment treats his girlfriend like shment. We should show him where his shment belongs.

by phizzmynizz aka phi man tran December 15, 2008

Sheat Shmear

The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...

I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.

by Elisecruz May 1, 2010

Shweather

When it is pissing it down outside and it is generally grey and grim. Effectively, shit weather. Seems to always occur at University of Warwick campus and England/UK more widely even when the rest of the world is sunny.

Cor it's such Shweather out there.

I know man, but we are near Coventry after all...

by Thelunchtimedreamteam May 9, 2014

Queef Sheath

Female genitalia, vagina

I'd like to scabbard my penis in her queef sheath

by Cerimeadar December 16, 2021