weasel season

The time of year, usually in the summer, when men decide it is their time to return into your life and use various social media platforms to make their way back in and bring themselves closer to you. Could be a hometown hook up looking for yet another summer fling or an old hook up who just remembered you existed and wants another taste of you.

Jerry just snapped me for the first time in a year and its been forever since we've hooked up... this must mean weasel season is approaching.

OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!

by BethanyWeasel June 13, 2018

so last season

something that is alrealdy out of fashion

"I bought this purple dress for tonight." "Purple? Oh, come on, this color is so last season!"

by Gergana February 1, 2009

wet season

As opposed to dry season, a period of shagging, like no other.

A person having lots of sex, in a certain period of time, that is outside the norm.

by Kathryn Marnell August 17, 2004

Pre-season Jargle

when a tv series or something similar does a bunch of weird random stuff before the new season starts

sorry for the pre-season jargle

by PerfectPeridot December 7, 2020

slamball season

The time period immediately following sorority rush, where new and existing sorority members haven't had a dick in their hand for weeks. And need it. Like they need it bad.

Fratstar A: "Man, I haven't seen a chick in weeks. My dick's getting chapped.
Fratstar B: "Total cockcity. But sorority rush ends today. You know what that means!"
Fratstars together: "SLAMBALL SEASON!!!"

by juice45 August 13, 2009

Han Solo season

When the weather dips below 60°F and all the girls break out their Hunter boots and North Face vests so they look like Han Solo.

"Hey man, did you see the weather for the next three days? Looks like it's going to be cold"
"Yeah man, Han Solo season has officially begun!" *masculine wookie call*

by @hansoloszn August 14, 2016

Mallomar season

1. What seems like a week out of the year in which stores actually sell Mallomars.
2. When Mallomars are ripe for pickin'

Jane: "Tanner do you want to come over and bang?"
Tanner: " No way it's MALLOMAR SEASON!!"

by ilovemallomars November 29, 2010