New Year's Day

The day where peoples' promises to start living a better life kick off... while having a massive fucking hangover.

New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!

New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.

by rogerthewhale December 31, 2013

Saint Patrick's Day

A day when you gather around a keg of Guinness and drink like there's no tomorrow.

Bill Lumbergh: "Yeah, and I'd like to remind you that tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, so if you'd like to, you can go ahead and come to work...uh...shit-faced. Yeah, that'd be greeaat."

by Nick D March 18, 2004

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Call in sick at work but spend the day doing fun things i.e. shopping, tennis, lunching, etc

Sale at J.Crew starts tomorrow - I think I'll take a ferris bueller's day off and get there when it opens.

by pinkandred17 March 6, 2009

Valentine's Day

A stupid day when mindless droids who claim the will be together forever exchange gifts and crap...Losers

I dont need anyone eho likes Valentine's day

by Chad March 31, 2004

Valentine's Day

an entirely commercial holiday that serves no real purpose. It forces people in relationships to buy each other gifts that at any other time of the year they wouldn't think of buying each other. For the most part these gifts are grossly overpriced and cheaply made. After you spend all this money on gifts you now have to spend some more money on dinner at a fancy restaraunt were the food will probally suck and you will end up stopping at McDonald's later anyway. The one good this about this Holiday...I've you followed all the guidlines and spent the right amount of money, chances are you are going to get lucky!

Nothing says I love you on Valentine's Day like a cute little teddy bear that every single fucking Hallmark store has 500 of in their front window. It's like I didn't even want to try to find you something that you would appreciate. I just picked the first thing with a red heart on it that saw!

by Bonita Applebum April 9, 2006

mother's day

In California state issued welfare checks are issued monthly every 1st and the 15th, known to many in ghetto communities as "mothers day"

"Aaaw shit, look at these long assed baby cryin, loud ass ghetto folks up in this supermart... you should never do your shopping on mothers day.

by jord January 28, 2004

Greg's Day

day in which it is Greg's responsibility to throw away lunch table trash (trays, bottles and cans, wrappers, potions-usually made in milk cartons, half-eaten main lunch, left over pieces of bosco sticks, Shayna's crusts); greg's day is celebrated every day but tends to elicit controversy among lunch table members and the deans (cupcakes thrown at faces, bottled water showered about, styrofoam lunch trays flung in aggravation)

Becky: Damn, I really don't want to have to throw away all this gross ass american-chop-suey I didn't eat.
Jen: Don't worry about it! It's Greg's Day!
Becky: (shoves tray filled with gross ass american-chop-suey in front of Greg before running at the sound of the bell.)

by Liam Mandeville January 2, 2009