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SCP-999-J
An overweight man who can teleport into any bedroom and just do whatever he wants. The only clothing he wears is a speedo, aka SCP-999-J-1. Currently he is unable to be contained but if anyone knows how then tell the SCP foundation ASAP.
SCP-999-J by fellow human October 6, 2020
SCP Secret Laboratory
A cancerous hellhole of toxic SCP fans, squeakers, and mic spammers.
But hey, some people are funny at least and its more of a social meme game than a horror game if you play it for a while.
But hey, some people are funny at least and its more of a social meme game than a horror game if you play it for a while.
SCP Secret Laboratory by AtronixButAwesome September 9, 2021
Scp 420-J
Some hella great weed that is commonly thought to be kept on site 19. there are rumors that Scp 420-J isn't even anomalous in the slightest, but this meer hogwash seemed to fade out after the death of a particular DR.REDACTED
D-6037: damn, this is some really good weed, where did you find this shit?
D-4297: its Scp 420-J man, found some in sector C, standard item locker 52
D-4297: its Scp 420-J man, found some in sector C, standard item locker 52
Scp 420-J by ASSBLASTER58 September 3, 2019
SCP Secret Laboratory Player
Someone who has no social life that plays music into their mics and thinks that they're fucking hilarious. They are also extremely dumb and try really hard to be funny by constantly screaming cringy memes that died years ago. It is also rumoured that 99% of their dads left them at a young age.
Person 1: Dude, this kid was trying so hard to be friends with me by spitting out a bunch of cringy memes trying to make me laugh, but failing miserably.
Person 2: Wow, he must be a SCP Secret Laboratory Player!
Person 2: Wow, he must be a SCP Secret Laboratory Player!
SCP Secret Laboratory Player by Dookie Fridge April 12, 2022
SCP-169
An SCP that is a part of the, you guessed it, SCP Universe.
Object class: Keter
SCP-169 Us a big ass snake monster thing hundreds of thousands of kilometers long. Therefore it is obviously unable to be contained.
Useless facts: Using Measurements from a blue whale, SCP-169 is 250,000 times the length of said blue whales. The average size of a blue whales' dick is 3 meters. 3 meters × 250,000 is 750km. That's is ONE BIG DICK. The volume of the nut that a blue whale splurges is 400 gallons. 400 × 250,000 is 100 million. This thing splurges the volume of 151 Olympic Swimming pools. Huh.
Object class: Keter
SCP-169 Us a big ass snake monster thing hundreds of thousands of kilometers long. Therefore it is obviously unable to be contained.
Useless facts: Using Measurements from a blue whale, SCP-169 is 250,000 times the length of said blue whales. The average size of a blue whales' dick is 3 meters. 3 meters × 250,000 is 750km. That's is ONE BIG DICK. The volume of the nut that a blue whale splurges is 400 gallons. 400 × 250,000 is 100 million. This thing splurges the volume of 151 Olympic Swimming pools. Huh.
Because of its size, SCP-169 cannot and almost certainly will never be contained—no structure on Earth is large enough or strong enough to contain SCP-169. The location of SCP-169 is not precisely known, but imaging satellites and analyses of eccentricities in the Earth's orbit suggest SCP-169 is located in the southern Atlantic Ocean, possibly stretching around the tip of South America.
SCP-169 by One whom Yotes February 8, 2019