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Butter Your Own Scone

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!
by ButteredScone May 14, 2015
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pumkin scone with cream and jam

a girl with red pubic hair's pussy with cum and period dripping out.
blowing your load in a girl with redpubic hair while she's on her rag's makeing a pumkin scone with cream and jam
by nnarcosis November 3, 2006
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The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.
I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."
by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014
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Potato Scone

Marc bailey is a potato scone :)
by barbra streisand oo oo December 4, 2010
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scone

A word used to present something or someone. Also, scone is used quite frequently to attract attention to oneself! keep in mind for flavor, you must have one arm fully stretched out and in the air when using this word!

Yes it also is the name of a tasty baked goodie from what I am told, but if you were to walk into a bakery and yell out the word Scone extremely loud, wouldn't everybody look at you too! Scone! And you may just get a free one placed in your hand!
I now present to you, Ladies and Gentlemen, DJ Apple! "SCONE!"

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you... Scone!

"Scone!"
by TheLaw5 February 22, 2008
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Scone

john (SCONE) scott frae hawick
by SCPNE February 9, 2008
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Alasken Scone

When a person that goes by the name of Dowd tries to Scone someone, but ends up getting sconed in the end by himself.
Sconer got alasken sconed! dont alasken scone yourself now buddy!
by Sconer October 19, 2008
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