j k rowling

Author of the world-dominating Harry Potter books.

Started living off state benefit in a grotty flat with a love child and ended up being richest, best-selling novelist of all time (probably).

J K Rowling

by paul raine May 5, 2004

J.K. Rowling

the person who said that harry potter has erectile disfunction and also a bathroom monitor who asks to see your genitals.

"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, let me look at your genitals"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and welcome to today's Harry Potter genital facts: Did you know Harry Potter suffers from erectle disfunction?"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and I am mentally insane"

by xx_joao_epic_gamer_playz_69 September 30, 2022

Roving Blackout

Noun. : an evening spent doing all kinds of deplorable things, interacting with others in mostly lewd ways, and making choices which no sane individual could even dream. And then remembering nothing but a few "snap-shots" of it the next day or reading it in the police report.

I was so drunk last night. I was on a roving blackout and had to read my sent texts and check my credit card receipts, I had no idea where I was or what I did.

by webstermauler October 26, 2010

roweina

A beautiful girl that is amazing in bed and never cheats on her man that she love's more then any one

Wow roweina loves kevin

by Sexy kevin April 4, 2016

Rowin

A developer of cavepvp.org that made a remove administrator tool once!

Hey, Its Rowin, But didnt he make a rat once?

by definately not qmaya April 10, 2022

JK Rowlinged

When a white woman really f**ks up, then doubles down on her f**k up when given feedback

Karen really JK Rowlinged that one up.

by MC2Franx June 19, 2020

not rowing with both oars in the water

An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.

See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.

by bob_johnson May 8, 2021