Robbie

More commonly known as the "two-inch punisher." Can please any woman with just his feet, and has a method of making girls finish that 60 percent of the time, works every time. Known as the "sex panther" in asia, and has pleased Michelle Obama on numerous occasions. He is a master in the art of slaying poon, and can seduce any woman in the world.

Me: Hey did you get it on with Robbie last night?
Friend: Yes, I can't feel my poon right now.

by bretthasasmallpp May 1, 2014

robbie gould

adequentally and equally known as RFG. RFG is the kicker for the chicago bears, is the second coming of god, known for his 69 yard field goal in triple overtime from 1 leg with his eyes closed! oo yea and left footed. Robbie Fucking Gould is AMAZING is actually better then devin hester. not really

rfg is god and robbie gould

by brent im a ho March 30, 2008

Robbie

A cool, extremely smart stoner boy who always skips school, and is high 24/7. If he actually is in school, the only thing he will ever do if tests and quizes. He doesn't take notes, and he can get 80% and higher. Don't you wish you were him??
Dont bug robbie, or bother doing it, he will respond negatively to you.
Hes the kid who will start to smoke it up in the shop room anc blow it through the vent. Now thats smart!!
Robbie is an awesome kid. He works hard for his money, but spends his money on weed and alcohol. Robbie has siblings who either join his act of crime, or go against him and rattle tattle on him.
Robbie is the kind of guy who everyone knows he's a lil druggie, but everyone L-O-V-E-S him! Go robbie!

Teacher: Wheres robbie
kids: hes.. uhh at the dentist!
Teacher: oh.. K..

*light light light inhale, blowww*
hippie teacher: robbie what are you doing?!
Robbie: what the hell do you think?
Hippie teacher: robbie hit me man!
Both: fuck ya ahh this is the life

Hannah: eh boy, you baked?
Robbie: fuck off

by AlkoholycAnonymous April 8, 2009

Ian Robbins

A stupid, lazy, piece of shit, pussy ass bitch.

Person 1 "Have you seen Ian Robbins today?"
Person 2 "no why"
Person 1 "cause I'm gonna kick his ass for being so fucking stupid"

by Treepuffer September 21, 2012

Robbie Williams

The hottest, sexiest british singer ever to grace the world.

OMG, Isnt he a Robbie?

Doesnt he look like a Robbie Williams?

by aeronautika August 8, 2006

robbie

robbie is actually amazing, he is a bit of a chav but cares so much about everyone and is always there for you if you need him even if its 2.00 in the morning.
he has amazing hair thats always been the same.
he does stupid things but that doesnt stop anyone from loving him.
he likes long hugs and lesbians and if you dont like him then theres something wrong with you.
he's loved by a girl called hannah the most
he never spells things right in texts.

hannah: "robbie i just need a hug i miss you"
robbie: "aw bub ring me if you wanna talk"

by pottercoollike June 29, 2010

robbiesque

(adjective): stupid; ridiculous; maniacal; retarded.

That time you dangled a sack of weed out of the window on Michigan Avenue was definitely robbiesque. Getting us all kicked out of the Riverbrook in Shorewood for screaming obscenities was probably the height of robbiesque activity.

by See Also: 'Keller' June 3, 2003