ripped 

extremely drunk

I was so ripped at the club last night.

ripped by Leslie September 17, 2003

ripped 

To have something stolen or to steal.

somebody ripped my iPod when I wasn't looking

ripped by Philip Ryan April 17, 2006

ripped 

Ridiculously hungover from the night before.

I drove back to my parents' house for Christmas, totally ripped from the night before.

ripped by anonyyym January 11, 2009

ripped 

adj.
having had a brazilian bikini wax

"I just got ripped; I can barely walk! Get me some ice."

ripped by face October 14, 2004

Ripped 

1. Ugly
2. Whatever else yall said....

"Dayum! That dude is ripped!" the girl said, referring to the boy with the jacked up teeth.

Ripped by bnugg January 4, 2004

ripped 

fucking a girl hardcore until she rips

"wow, I ripped the shit out of that girl last night"
"Sean and Ryan love ripping girls!"

ripped by the captain February 8, 2005

ripped 

Being in a steroidesque style of muscularity.

My cell mate, who's pretty ripped, ripped me a new one last night.

ripped by Anonymous September 15, 2003