face's definitions

butt gnome

1) A small woodland creature that lives in the hair forest in and around ones Anus. Usually the thicker said forest, the larger chance one would be infested by Butt Gnomes. Usually found in males, but females can become infected if they have a hairy anus as well.

2) Term used as a verbal attack. Who would want to live in a forest of anus hair?

Example 1:
Josh: "How are your Butt Gnomes doing?"

John: "I found one today, when I had my finger in my ass."

Jason: "I will rape him later."

Example 2:
Josh: "Look at my popped-up collar! I am the coolest man alive!"

John: "Whatever, I am pretty sure Butt Gnomes pop up their collars too... What a fag!"

by Face February 23, 2005

neck

to suck penis

That bitch got good neck

by face April 30, 2003

ripped

adj.
having had a brazilian bikini wax

"I just got ripped; I can barely walk! Get me some ice."

by face October 14, 2004

Dun Dun fucked up

(verb) means you fucked up real bad and you are asking for the ass-whoopin of the century

by FaCe October 29, 2003

teh

An accidental or deliberate misspelling of the word "the - A word placed before nouns to limit or individualize their meaning."

Most of the time, it's just some idiot who can't type.

I went to teh mall today.

by Face May 13, 2003

spongmonkey

They like tha moon!

"We like tha moon!"

by face March 19, 2004

almost boning

The act of getting close to a sexual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. It is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone has lots of sex, or no sex at all.

Josh: "Dude, did you just see me talk to that chick"

John: "Yeah, you almost boned her" (Sarcastic)

Jason" "Oh yeah? I will rape her later"

by Face February 18, 2005