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1) A small woodland creature that lives in the hair forest in and around ones Anus. Usually the thicker said forest, the larger chance one would be infested by Butt Gnomes. Usually found in males, but females can become infected if they have a hairy anus as well.

2) Term used as a verbal attack. Who would want to live in a forest of anus hair?
Example 1:
Josh: "How are your Butt Gnomes doing?"

John: "I found one today, when I had my finger in my ass."

Jason: "I will rape him later."

Example 2:
Josh: "Look at my popped-up collar! I am the coolest man alive!"

John: "Whatever, I am pretty sure Butt Gnomes pop up their collars too... What a fag!"
by face February 23, 2005
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An accidental or deliberate misspelling of the word "the - A word placed before nouns to limit or individualize their meaning."

Most of the time, it's just some idiot who can't type.
I went to teh mall today.
by face May 14, 2003
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A lone tree in the middle of a Disney Road.
Po' ole Pappy t' shrub.
by face February 14, 2005
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having had a brazilian bikini wax
"I just got ripped; I can barely walk! Get me some ice."
by face October 14, 2004
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A government project used to control the weather. The msny hurricanes were thought to be results of extensive HAARP testing. HAARP stands for HIGH FREQUENCY ACTIVE AURORAL RESEARCH PROGRAM.
"omg, HAARP is making anothr hurricane in my area!!!"
by face April 21, 2005
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