The act of getting close to a sexual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. It is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone has lots of sex, or no sex at all.
Josh: "Dude, did you just see me talk to that chick"
John: "Yeah, you almost boned her" (Sarcastic)
Jason" "Oh yeah? I will rape her later"
John: "Yeah, you almost boned her" (Sarcastic)
Jason" "Oh yeah? I will rape her later"
by Face February 18, 2005
Get the almost boningmug. by Face April 16, 2006
Get the L337 H4x0rmug. by Face February 14, 2005
Get the Pappy the Shrubmug. 
An accidental or deliberate misspelling of the word "the - A word placed before nouns to limit or individualize their meaning."
Most of the time, it's just some idiot who can't type.
Most of the time, it's just some idiot who can't type.
by Face May 13, 2003
Get the tehmug. 
