Rib Job

The act of sticking a slow-roasted rib that's falling-off-the-bone up your partner's ass, pulling the bone out clean, and finally receiving the expelled meat from an elevated position. Hot sauce can be added to turn up the heat on both parties.

"These ribs are so tender and delicious. I should totally see if Katie's up for a little rib job action!"

by awful chief April 13, 2010

Cock and Ribs

One whose attributes are most notably cock, ribs and/or both. An affliction based on copious fornication and lack of nutrition. Adolescent males still in the process of maturation.

-He couldn't think straight, he was all cock and ribs.

-Where's his head? He's all cock and ribs!
-No coordination at all, totally cock and ribs.

by Lank Willingdon April 4, 2012

rib hangers

Those hangy things that cling to most womans chests. Rub them to make the milk drop out.

"Wow you should see my moms rib hangers!"

by Pisshead March 2, 2005

rib tickler

Being able to tickle a womans ribs with your penis after insertion.

Mike stuck his penis so far into Rigels vagina that she laughed with joygasms while gave her a rib tickler...

by brandonbman November 26, 2006

Itchy Ribs

'Itchy Ribs' refers to a condition affecting the bones which form the rib cage surrounding the chest, including the sternum through the costal cartilage to the clavicle. It is commonly misconstrued that the 'Itch" manifests itself on the surrounding skin of the bones. This theory, however, was disproven when a 2006 study discovered a causal connection between the severity of a patient's itch and a patient's daily intake of calcium supplements for relief of heartburn.

Symptoms of IR include: circular motions massaging the rib bones and surrounding cartilage, repeated statements calling attention to the state of one's ribs, and excessive intake of heartburn medication and/or alcoholic beverages, but usually in conjunction.

Hey man, I think that chick's got itchy ribs, let go help her.

by ILoveCrockadileDundee32 February 22, 2011

spare ribs

A person that is megaly hot and sexy in every way

omg that guy is like so spare ribs

by betren June 9, 2011

RIB FUDD

Slang term for a "competition" rib master; eg; a person who typically only cooks ribs for self gratification and ego and does not truly believe in the true premise of BBQ. These people also generally treat pitmasters that just enjoy ribs that taste great with unwarranted scorn or contempt.

"See sonny, all those ribs in that braise... all thems is good for is people that like overcooked trash." -Example of ignorant Rib Fudd comment from a fudd on a giant BBQ page.

by BbqGuy September 10, 2021