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I-Ready

A website solely created to break children's' minds!
EX: lets I-Ready these kids!
by Jaff Lastname May 10, 2018
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Read my mail

An expression used to refer to prophecies or words of knowledge, gifts of the Holy Spirit, that are extremely specific and give details about the person about whom the prophecy or word of knowledge is given that could not be known naturally. This term is used as slang in some Pentecostal, Charismatic and so-called 'Third Wave' churches where prophecy occurs.
That preacher I met on the streets last night told me all about myself. He got a word of knowledge that I had a problem with my wrist, and prayed for it and it was healed. His prophecies were so specific. He read my mail.
by DaMan72 November 7, 2010
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Read and Prepare

A tactic used by teachers in collaboration with Satan in order to keep students awake until 3 am. It is said that halfway through a read and prepare, students begin seeing John Smith in their nightmares. Pretty much the definition of masochism.
Guy: Do you wanna go out?
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.

Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.
by bruhmoment1095 October 9, 2021
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Bottom ready

Adequate hygienic preparedness of an anally receptive sex partner.

Used to indicate to a partner that proper precautions have been taken and there will be little to no chance of a "mess" during anal sex. It is also free of any graphic words that might spoil the mood. Unlike. "my rectum is free of feces"
John says to his Boyfriend, "If we eat all this Mexican food there is no way I'll be bottom ready later."

Having spent 20 min in the shower Chad emerged and proclaimed to his boyfriend "Alright I'm bottom ready lets fuck"

Frank asked his Girlfriend if she was bottom ready before they were to have anal sex. She looked confused and shrugged. Frank stuck it in her snizz instead.
by AvAndy May 13, 2009
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Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.
Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader
by nastyninja December 25, 2010
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bathroom reader

A book you take with you to the bathroom, and you do 3 things to it
-read it, - wipe your ass with it,- and flush it
"Hey john, there's no tp in here." "That's ok, I have a bathroom reader in the closet."
by Anonymous bayleeto April 9, 2015
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Coachella ready

Used to describe slutty alternative/indie clothing, often sarcastically. Based on clothing found at Coachella music festival.
Person 1: Damn, that is one slutty dress
Person 2: *Sarcasm* Coachella Ready!!!
by crazy4pigeons April 13, 2015
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