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Hot-Not-Ready

Used to describe a Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready pizza that is undercooked or not yet ready to be served. Often the result of its extremely low price attracting a long line of dragon tamers, who put the underpaid staff into a position of serving undercooked pizzas.
Geoff: "You pick up that Hot-N-Ready??"

Mark: "More like Hot-NOT-Ready! There were 25 tamers before me in line and I still got my pizza in 30 seconds. This cheese isn't even melted."

Geoff: "Oh well, chances are we'll end up throwing half of it out the car window anyway"
by Lafferty Daniel October 2, 2008
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ready up

In an online gaming lobby, to be told to ready up is when someone is ready to start a game and you must press a corresponding button to be 'ready'.
gamer 1: hey guys ready up

gamer 2: but i'm not ready
by TH3 R1G July 9, 2011
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read in

verb
a. To formally introduce or indoctrinate an individual to a sensitive program.
b. To inform another individual of a personal secret.
noun
a. The occasion of reading someone into something.
a. John was recently read into that classified Army program.
b. I didn't know John was gay until he read me in.
by Wilson Whitlow January 11, 2007
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I-Ready

A website solely created to break children's' minds!
EX: lets I-Ready these kids!
by Jaff Lastname May 10, 2018
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Read my mail

An expression used to refer to prophecies or words of knowledge, gifts of the Holy Spirit, that are extremely specific and give details about the person about whom the prophecy or word of knowledge is given that could not be known naturally. This term is used as slang in some Pentecostal, Charismatic and so-called 'Third Wave' churches where prophecy occurs.
That preacher I met on the streets last night told me all about myself. He got a word of knowledge that I had a problem with my wrist, and prayed for it and it was healed. His prophecies were so specific. He read my mail.
by DaMan72 November 7, 2010
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Read and Prepare

A tactic used by teachers in collaboration with Satan in order to keep students awake until 3 am. It is said that halfway through a read and prepare, students begin seeing John Smith in their nightmares. Pretty much the definition of masochism.
Guy: Do you wanna go out?
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.

Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.
by bruhmoment1095 October 9, 2021
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Bottom ready

Adequate hygienic preparedness of an anally receptive sex partner.

Used to indicate to a partner that proper precautions have been taken and there will be little to no chance of a "mess" during anal sex. It is also free of any graphic words that might spoil the mood. Unlike. "my rectum is free of feces"
John says to his Boyfriend, "If we eat all this Mexican food there is no way I'll be bottom ready later."

Having spent 20 min in the shower Chad emerged and proclaimed to his boyfriend "Alright I'm bottom ready lets fuck"

Frank asked his Girlfriend if she was bottom ready before they were to have anal sex. She looked confused and shrugged. Frank stuck it in her snizz instead.
by AvAndy May 13, 2009
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