To show the appropriate consideration, compassion and respect for the grieving by gestures or words. The Atmosphere often felt in Church.
by PowerpuffGeezer November 16, 2009
Get the Remorquious mug.An emotional and mental phase that one experiences after he/she was crazily drunk the night before. As the name suggests, the person is very regretful of the things he/she did the prior night... and in most cases, he/she calls up his friends and apologizes for his/her behavior for the prior night. This phase usually involves a personal promise that he/she will never get that drunk again.
Guy1: Dude, I got really hammered last night. Did I cause any scene?
Guy2: You, fool. You puked all over Gerald's couch. I had to take you out of his house before he could find out and kill you last night.
Guy1: Fuck. That wasn't the real me, man. I'll never drink again.
Guy2: You're just in your "remorseful phase." Give it a week or two, and you'll be at it again.
Guy2: You, fool. You puked all over Gerald's couch. I had to take you out of his house before he could find out and kill you last night.
Guy1: Fuck. That wasn't the real me, man. I'll never drink again.
Guy2: You're just in your "remorseful phase." Give it a week or two, and you'll be at it again.
by jw23 June 25, 2010
Get the Remorseful Phase mug.Someone with Remote ADD doesn't have an attention span that exceeds a commercial break. When watching the desired show and a commercial comes on, someone with Remote ADD will change the channel until he finds one without a commercial, later returning to the original channel.
Severe cases of Remote ADD will result in the inflicted person staying on the new channel until a commercial break, forgetting the original show.
Severe cases of Remote ADD will result in the inflicted person staying on the new channel until a commercial break, forgetting the original show.
Bob and Jim were watching Goldfinger and every commercial that came on, Bob would switch to ESPN hoping to catch SportsCenter. Unfortunately, there were usually commercials, so Bob went back to Goldfinger.
The continual Remote ADD without anything being on infuriated Jim.
The continual Remote ADD without anything being on infuriated Jim.
by A Rab $$ January 2, 2011
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by CKT November 22, 2014
Get the remoji mug.When the tip of your penis touches the front of the toilet seat or bowl, where another man's penis has already touched.
"hey man, thanks for letting me use your porcelain throne. I remote docked on the seat, so you may want to clean it before you honk out a dirt snake."
by Raunchtastic August 17, 2016
Get the Remote Dock mug.In fantasy sports; an owner realizes that a player left on the bench scored enough points that would have given him/her a win for that week.
Mick: Damn it, I played Ladanian Tomlinson this week instead of Frank Gore. If I had played Gore, I would've have won. Now I'm out $100 and my wife won't talk to me.
Paul: Damn, that's one hell of a case of bench remorse.
Paul: Damn, that's one hell of a case of bench remorse.
by Lou Ripken #12 October 3, 2009
Get the Bench remorse mug.The feeling of impatient despair after realizing that the video you have just clicked on is not what you wanted, or is dull and worthless to your purposes. Similar to buyer's remorse; Bandwidth Remorse lasts for up to 6 seconds, which is the time it takes to find the "X" to close the video. Six seconds in Internet time is currently 3 minutes. A loose application of Moore's law is increasing the time (in 18 months - 3 seconds will be 6 Internet minutes).
After clicking "watch video" on the condo for sale ad, Max had bandwidth remorse. The "video" turned out to be a low quality slideshow with music and a cheesy script. It took Max five seconds to realize his misstep and find the "X" that closed the PowerPoint "video". Those five seconds felt like minutes.
by CaptJTKirk July 26, 2012
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