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Recovery

1. A vague term used for the world's oldest profession.
2. The act of prostitution.
3. Getting a john
-Hey Rhonda, where are you working now?
-Oh, I've been doing some recovery in Newark.
- ::puzzled:: hmmm...
by Pat McNasty September 14, 2008
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Recorder Fuck

When u insert a recorder in to your partners ass and play a song. Usually a nursery rhyme.
Yo i had sex last night

Did u recorder fuck?
by Hollie Grieve July 27, 2017
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recovering playette

A female player who has falling inlove but still is going crazy over the option of possibly dateing one or more guys a little longer.
Emily:No other guy compares to jose but i feel like i'm going crazy.
Shannah:So, whats the problem you should be happy that your inlove.
Emily:This guy David has a hot body and is too cute i have to sleep with him. I don't want to do anything to mess things up with Jose.
Shannah:You sound like a recovering playette.
by ema2cute4u October 18, 2007
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recovery room

bedroom, icu -place to 'sleep it off'
wheres' dave dude?

hes' in the recovery room
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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Recovering Duche Bag

A person who was a duche bag earlier in his life and tries to prevent others from becoming one or having relations with others who might be a duche bag by means of advice and/or guidance
Ex#1) (Younger Male Friend) Dude this expensive Lacrosse shirt will look insane on me.

(Recovering Duche Bag) Come on man, you do not need a $150 shirt to get girls you'll look like a duch bag. I should know im a recovering duche bag.

(Ex#2)(Recovering Duche Bag) You should not go out this frat boy.

(Girl) Why not?

(Recovering Duche Bag) He's duche bag and only wants in your delicates. I should know i'm a recovering duche bag.
by krusty123 May 31, 2010
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Recovery Speedball

Noun.

A combination of smoking spice and drinking caffinated beverages.

A good way to get high when you get piss tested once a week.

Implement by drinking a cuban coffee and rolling a joint of spice.

Smoke, sip, repeat.
Jimmy was on the verge of relapse until he had a recovery speedball.

The intercoastal waterway seemed so much more interesting after the kids did a recovery speedball.

It is a lot less likely that you will die from a recovery speedball than a classic speedball.
by Penelope Picklesworth August 1, 2010
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Recovery Addiction

Stage three of a "recovery" relapse, rehabilitation drama.. that is in its-self an incureable addiction

No recovery was ever intended or even possible as it is the drama leading up to "recovery" that is the addiction..

See also Relapsturbation, Rehabturbation
Dude don't bother talking to him, he has Recovery Addiction and is just into Rehabturbation too set up the next poor me Relapsturbation session
by Bill the Random December 21, 2010
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