Systemtic Deception

Jimmy falsely believed the earth was a globe because of Systemtic Deception
Marys systemic deception prevented her from believing in our creator.

The act of making a people believe something that's false through various systems like schools, churches, pseudo science, cosmology, evolution and other forms of indoctrination in order too control a false narrative.

'Jimmy' falsely believed the earth was a globe because of Systemtic Deception

by Scotovna November 12, 2020

Shaw-Shake Redemption

The act of shaking a turd down and out of your pant leg to redeem the shitting of your pants

At the party Kevin pulled a Shaw-Shake Redemption on the dance floor and no one noticed the turd for 20 minutes!

by Jungle Jim44 November 7, 2010

Ramshank Redemption

Sexual intercourse that occurs in a relationship or marriage after an argument has taken place.

Don't go in there, Mark and Sue have got the ramshank redemption on.

by mpd December 3, 2004

recessionomics

The branch of social science that deals with the practice of having no cash money.

The California government majored in recessionomics.

I can't go out to night, I'm studying recessionomics.

by _Californian_ August 3, 2009

Deception

The act of deceiving another. An action used for personal gain by lying to someone. If you tell are lie, and they believe you, you are deceiving them; deception.

The art of successfully using deception is a skill worth mastering if you know how to use it.

by kyle.biddle January 23, 2011

recessionitis

noun: the new disease. Much like chronic bronchitis that can take months, even years to go away.

The new excuse to not do anything. This is the act of excluding yourself from social activities because you simply just can't afford it.

see also: recessionista

Amber: Hey are you coming out to the bar tonight?

Amy: Ahh man I wish I could... but I have a really bad case of recessionitis.

by ae123456 March 4, 2009

Fart of deception

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.

Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.

by rapunzabel April 6, 2017