recessionitis 

noun: the new disease. Much like chronic bronchitis that can take months, even years to go away.

The new excuse to not do anything. This is the act of excluding yourself from social activities because you simply just can't afford it.

see also: recessionista

Amber: Hey are you coming out to the bar tonight?

Amy: Ahh man I wish I could... but I have a really bad case of recessionitis.

recessionitis by ae123456 March 4, 2009

receptionitis 

A severe, and often fatal, swelling of the brain common in receptionists, secretaries, administrative assistants, and any others who typically fill their days with mindless busywork and talking to semi-neanderthalic people.

"Dear me, my receptionitis seems to be having a rather severe--" -brain hemmorage-

receptionitis by pikachizzle November 30, 2011