"firehose" remark-reaction

Refers to the involuntary "geyser" of liquid/slurry that one produces when something funny/shocking is spoken in his presence while he's eating/drinking something, said utterance causes an "automatic" or "uncontrollable-on-short-notice" lung- expulsion from a laugh or cough, which in turn causes a forceful ejection of the mouth's contents which shoots out for several feet and disgustingly messes up anything (or anyONE) in its path.

A classic example of a "firehose" remark-reaction is when Jimmy Culp does an astonished "sploooot!" when he hears his name mentioned by Robert Stack on the Tonight Show immediately after taking a deep swig of beer.

by QuacksO February 21, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>Your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

Squid Reaction

When you're so excited you start to cum aggressively.

I just saw a pretty girl, I squid reacted so hard haha.
or
I just saw Daniel get a Squid Reaction when he saw that girl.

by CanITouchYourPenis March 3, 2021

Reaction content

It's not all reaction content and you are all perfectly fine with participating in reaction content. The entire right wing media space is filled entirely by reaction content.

Hym "It's not just the reaction content I'm known for. It's also conceiving of the high volume content dump (Which was a bot network that clips and dumps out short form content that circumvents copyright which is an idea that predates TikTok) that people use to this day. I'm literally the forefather of the thing that YOU FUCKING USE to increase your own status. The status you use as shield to avoid engagement with people you've deluded yourself into believing are your lessers. And my behavior is telling the truth and allowing myself to be performatively cannibalized while working 40 hours a week."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

eucalyptus allergic reactions

Eucalyptus allergic reactions are only linked to wimps. Normal people don't mind eucalyptus. It's just wimps

She has eucalyptus allergic reactions, therefore, she must be a wimp.

by Seany-boy March 22, 2018

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 29, 2025

surprised/unexpected reaction

When you receive a text you weren't expecting, you have questions but dont want to directly ask them. You know what other person meant but youre surprised

*Have been texting for a while now..*
Guy: You're soo weird
Girl: uhh thanks?
Guy: In a good way you're unlike any other girl..:)
Girl: :)
Guy: :* (guy feels like if in person, he would make a move and kisses her)
Girl: ?.? (girl is surprised guy text kisses her , surprised/unexpected reaction , like WTF just happened)
Guy: :3 (Guy happy she was surprised)

by LolaBob December 4, 2012