when someone tackles someone and bring their legs and arms in a position that seems raptor-like while they leap at them. The person then shreiks and hisses like a raptor.
Joe: Ah shit, some asshole was talking shit about me in the hallway so I pulled a Raptor maul on his lameass!
Moe: NICE! ur hella hardcore! I wud never piss u off!
Moe: NICE! ur hella hardcore! I wud never piss u off!
by Raptros October 16, 2008
Get the Raptor maul mug.And THUS THE GIANT SALAMANDER APPEARD; AND LO, IT SPOKE UNTO THE FAGS. "FUCK YOU, THIS SHIT SUX, YOU FAG." AND WITH A PUFF OF SEMEN, IT WAS GONE.
AND A LOUD YELP WENT INTO THE AIR AS THE PREGNANT IMMEDIATELY SHOT FORTH FROM THEIR BIRTHING CANALS SEVERAL BABY TOADS FROM EACH. AND THUS THAT DAY BECAME KNOWN AS THE GREAT SALAMANDER-FROG FAGGOTEER EXTRAVAGANZA. EXACTLY ONE YEAR LATER, RAPTORJESUS CAME TO THE VERY SPOT THAT THE SALAMANDER HAD BEEN AND SAID, "HARK! ALL YE FAITHFUL, LISTEN! THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE GREAT SECOND COMING!" AND AS SOON AS HE SPOKE, THOUSANDS OF TOADS BEGAN TO FLOCK TOWARDS THE SAURIAN MESSIAH. AND AFTER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE FROGS HAD ARRIVED, RAPTORJESUS PROMTPLY LET OUT A LOUD SCREECHING ROAR, AND THE GROUND BEGAN TO SHAKE. SECONDS LATER, THE HUGE SALAMADER HAD RETURNED, BATHING ALL AROUND IT IN A WARMING GLOW. AND AGAIN, THE SAME THING HAPPENED; THE SALAMANDER SPOKE, PUFFED, AND MANY WERE IMPREGNATED. THOUSANDS MORE HAD FLOCKED TO THE LOCATION THAN BEFORE, MAKING THE EVENT MUCH MORE SPECTACULAR. MILLIONS OF FROGS BEGAN SHOOTING INTO THE AIR, ONTO THE GROUND, AND INTO OPEN MOUTHS AS THE WOMEN MOANED IN PLEASURE, SHOOTING AMPHIBIANS FROM THEIR VAGINAS.
AND A LOUD YELP WENT INTO THE AIR AS THE PREGNANT IMMEDIATELY SHOT FORTH FROM THEIR BIRTHING CANALS SEVERAL BABY TOADS FROM EACH. AND THUS THAT DAY BECAME KNOWN AS THE GREAT SALAMANDER-FROG FAGGOTEER EXTRAVAGANZA. EXACTLY ONE YEAR LATER, RAPTORJESUS CAME TO THE VERY SPOT THAT THE SALAMANDER HAD BEEN AND SAID, "HARK! ALL YE FAITHFUL, LISTEN! THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE GREAT SECOND COMING!" AND AS SOON AS HE SPOKE, THOUSANDS OF TOADS BEGAN TO FLOCK TOWARDS THE SAURIAN MESSIAH. AND AFTER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE FROGS HAD ARRIVED, RAPTORJESUS PROMTPLY LET OUT A LOUD SCREECHING ROAR, AND THE GROUND BEGAN TO SHAKE. SECONDS LATER, THE HUGE SALAMADER HAD RETURNED, BATHING ALL AROUND IT IN A WARMING GLOW. AND AGAIN, THE SAME THING HAPPENED; THE SALAMANDER SPOKE, PUFFED, AND MANY WERE IMPREGNATED. THOUSANDS MORE HAD FLOCKED TO THE LOCATION THAN BEFORE, MAKING THE EVENT MUCH MORE SPECTACULAR. MILLIONS OF FROGS BEGAN SHOOTING INTO THE AIR, ONTO THE GROUND, AND INTO OPEN MOUTHS AS THE WOMEN MOANED IN PLEASURE, SHOOTING AMPHIBIANS FROM THEIR VAGINAS.
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1) A loud screech usually associated with a raptor or the few talented people who can do it. Can be a loud screech that is ear piercing and yet unusually harmonius
2) Raptorius-a sland word for cool or hot, often associated with a screech
2) Raptorius-a sland word for cool or hot, often associated with a screech
"Dude that screech was raptorius!" or "Oh man that kid can do a Raptor Screech! he is soooo talented"
by buhbuhbuhZ December 17, 2006
Get the Raptor Screech mug.A ferocious beast that emerges during parties, and is occasionally found passed out in hallways. The Benji Raptor feeds on whiskey, beer, and whole milk. It's natural predators are peer pressure and frat guys. When the Benji Raptor tunrs belligerent and starts yelling, do not provoke it or it will let out its bloodcurdling scream that is known for sounding like a combination of nails on a chalk board and the sound a little girl makes when she can't find her dolly. Also beware the Benji Raptor's scream will attract GAs and turn girls off. If you spot the Benji Raptor challenge it to a drinking contest, it will pass out after smelling the alcohol.
by Benji Reiss, DR Colkitt March 1, 2005
Get the benji raptor mug.A sex position in which you grab the girl from behind by her tits, then you give her the bowling ball grip with your toes (because Raptors have big toes), you then procede to scratching her tits like a raptor until there good and bloody (so they can be infected). You then moan a raptor screech while flipping her over andskeeting/ cumming the x box logo between her tits.
by E Sodywater October 1, 2008
Get the Raptor Jim Job mug.A three part shot invented on the mean streets of LBI…part one is a cherry bomb, part two is a jager bomb and the final prong is a shot of bull piss. These shots are to be taken in consecutive order and at the end you look at your party and throw up the raptor claw. The loser of the race then pays for that round of drinks.
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