The roommate

Stick your wiener in a jar of peanut butter then receive a BJ. Afterwards leave the peanut butter on the counter for the roommate to eat never telling them what happened.

We performed the roommate last night, Jaxon enjoyed his sandwich.

by Redd1981 May 04, 2023

Roommate

The real identity of a person using a Vtuber model.

Uruha Rushia from Hololive got in trouble when fans found out that her roommate has a boyfriend.

by moriya2k2 October 14, 2022

Roommate

A word for someone you snog, marry and have five children with, but only as a very drawn-out joke within an obviously platonic relationship.

Who's that woman? Just my roommate. Nothing to see here.

by GoofyHh August 25, 2022

Roommate

How historians refer to people like Sappho and Hercules

"Ah yes, these female roommates from 1890 who lived together for 60 years until they died, never married, and died shortly one after the other."

by 12.99 October 04, 2021

roommate

vine

person 1: ..and they were roommates!
person 2: Oh my god they were roommates.

by SarahDreamer_YT June 09, 2020

Almond Roommate

Your roommate who is likely preparing their post Pilates non-gmo, organic, blue spirulina, chia seed smoothie bowl with a side of judgemental gaze towards you and your pregaming companions.

“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”

by Why are bears friend shaped? July 17, 2023

silent roommate

Marijuana grown in one's house as a means of paying rent, utilities and other bills.

Ian: Hey Randy, you do you afford rent when you don't have a job?
Randy: Easy man, converted my spare bedroom into a grow room. The Silent Roommate pays for it all...

by saluteyoursharts July 03, 2015