Blow Ready

When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.

James: Are you hoping to get lucky tonight?

Rob: Sure, but gotta make myself blow ready first!

by Dali103071 May 3, 2013

i-Ready

i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.

Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."

All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"

by mrmarmalad February 21, 2020

I-Ready

same definition as, commit murder, commit suicide, hell, torture , and demons killing you.

government: why are those kids killing them self?
teacher: idk
student a: idk maybe they are using I-ready??

by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022

ready to die

one of the greatest rap albums of all time.....if you don't know who made it, you are officially stupid.

Notorious BIG's first album!!!......................oops

by DaMan April 1, 2004

I'm ready!

A phrase made popular by Spongebob Squarepants. Used when excited, antsy, or trying to make an akward or unwanted situation less serious by quoting Spongebob.

Doctor: ok, time for your shot
Child: I'm ready!

by I~luv~squid January 10, 2009

Shovel Ready

Similar to pork-barrel spending.

1. Infrastructure projects that CANNOT be started quickly, EVEN when funds become available.

2. Plain old government waste.

On Oct.13 2010, in an Interview with the NYT, Obama said "there's no such thing as shovel ready projects."

by DimDawg February 27, 2011

are you ready?

In BDSM, D/s code phrase for, "Are you in your role?" A Dominant will ask his submissive this just before a scene. If the sub needs a few minutes more, this is the time for him/her to mention it. If the sub's answer "Yes, Sir/Mistress" then the scene is on.

Dom: "I'm coming by in 20 minutes with a friend. Same as last time: take your top off; on your knees; him first, then me. Do not speak unless you're spoken to. Are you ready?"

sub: "Oh, YES, Sir!"

by Kitten (sub) March 13, 2008