quiddle

fake slang meaning to fondle

yo, yo, shawty...shawty, you need to be 'quiddled'

by big b of da east May 5, 2008

Quod moment

The exact moment in which one feels a rush of testosterone to every inch of their body. May result in massive erections, excessive sweating, and greasy noses.

Dude, the other day I was talking to my girlfriend and had a total Quod moment!

by Suts March 23, 2011

Quidditch

when you see someone or something exciting then you cum in your pants

OMG...is that CKell over there..I think I just did quidditch in my pants!!

by sharpie51 March 31, 2009

quiddy

Marijuana

aka Pot, Weed, Tree, Reefer, Herb, Ganja, Bud, Quids, etc

Yo, let's go smole some quiddy at Carlyddy-top.

by Fucktastic February 28, 2005

quordioblasphemy

when one cannot decide between two outfits

I feel quordioblasphemy when I cannot make up my mind between my hot new gold halter and my hot pink tube top.

by lulu December 31, 2004

The Quaddafi

(noun) The act of sneaking up behind a girl and sticking something (such as your penis?) in her anus while yelling "Quaddafied!" Similar to the LTC troops shoving a knife in Moammar Quaddafi's pooper shortly before his death.

Bro #1: Yo, Chad, I heard your slampiece screamin last night. What up homie?

Bro #2: Yeah brah, she was taking too long to do her makeup, so I gave her "The Quaddafi!"

by Broammar Quaddafi November 2, 2011

Quiddle

It basically means; Super happy, peachy-keen, knifty, to the max, squared times 50.

Which means it's super cool, you're super good. Or everything is just wonderful. :D

"Damn, I'm just super quiddle today!"

by PrayForDreams September 20, 2009