Quantitative cheesing

The consumption of large amounts of dairy product.

Patient: "I'm massively lactose intolerant; what can I do?"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"

by RhythmJunky August 16, 2010

quantavius

a guy who is mentally not right stupid and has no idea whats going on around him

quantavius is so dumb

by top nop March 24, 2017

Johnny quango

Another word for “wank”

I walked in on Charlie Having a Johnny quango

by Joe mama gay Ni🅱️🅱️a April 6, 2020

Quality Not Quantity

Quality Not Quantity. A subject that has to be put straight forward with no jargon. It means choosing an object/person for its worthwhile, like a person that actually makes you happy than someone thats just there to look good and rather not engage love on a deeper level e,g,; only using you for ego boosts.

Girl 1: Your boyfriends a nerd, a freak and a creep. His looks are just off, he's a fake. Girl 2: Look, just because my boyfriend is not the "oh look at me my looks are stunning. Imma show off" ego typed, doesn't mean he's a fake. In fact getting to know him is a blessing. Every time I'm with him I have no fears or worries about myself with no self consiousnes. I love him for him, and for the sake that hes true to himself, NOT BECAUSE OF HIS LOOKS. IN FACT I SEE THROUGH EVERYONE WHOS THAT TYPED! Wanna know why? Because their all the bloody SAME SHIT ASSESS THAT ONLY CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES THAN THE PERSON THEIR WITH! Get you're facts right before you go judging someone. Your the creep here, not him. You're the fake for saying such a superficial thing. Quality Not Quantity Bitch!!!!!

by Creepypastas are awesome December 17, 2015

quantato

The resultant of the Quantum Potato Incident, as recorded in the text "Insidious Guinea Merchants" circa 1789.

And lo, there it was--stained with agony we doth behold thee--QUANTATO

by Sir Rothage Dubham May 21, 2004

quantity

To get a lot of something that is good. Used to express your feeling of joy because you just aquired more of something.

Guy 1: Dude, you are totaly taking advantage of their endless nachos promotion.

Guy 2: Quantity~~ (face beaming with joy)

by Yip July 23, 2004

quanti

An exclamation of utter glee

also used as an adjective meaning fantastic

"Quanti Christmas"

"Dude is that good?"

"Yeah bro its straight quantiiiiii"

by kingoftheherb January 4, 2010