Pure Torque

When you have to take a leak with morning wood, you push down so hard on your unit, your heels lift of the floor.

That piss I took was Pure Torque!!!

by The Burnt Pickle March 17, 2010

pure cunt

Someone who is a pure cunt

You are a pure cunt

by Kai_is_strange November 10, 2018

Pure Wipe

When you shit a turd that is so clean and remnant free, your one and only toilet paper wipe is as clean, white and pure as the driven snow.

Thanks to his high fiber regimen, Carl’s daily bowel movements are hallmarked by the pure wipes.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Pure Swag

Often spoken in triumph, or when one is high. Also it pertains to the 100% quality of a substance, often illegal.

Yo man! This dope is Pure Swag!

by Angellord March 17, 2003

pure bell

for someone who has no shaft to their penis, they have a pure bell penis

haha sam you've gota pure bell penis

by worddoctor1234 December 9, 2009

pure perfection

Joshua short

He's pure perfection, must be a joshua short

by some.body July 1, 2014

Pure Perfection

You

You don't need an example. You are the example! You are Pure Perfection to me!

by Shepard Guardian October 8, 2017