Pauline Cole

A beautiful girl with the greatest smile in the world. Brightens your whole day instantly. Really funny and says she's dumb but is really actually smart. Plays lacrosse. Has an idgaf attitude about school. Goes to a lot of parties. Likes to hang out with people she cares about.

We all have a Pauline Cole one way or another in our lives.

by Lil Bungus July 31, 2018

Paulina

The sweatist person in the world if you are just her friend. But when you really get to know her she is crazy and so much fun she will boost your mood in seconds with her embarrassing photos and smile, and she is down to do anything. She is my yellow she keeps me alive she lets me know that I am beautiful and I am loved but never tells herself that well guess what. Paulina you are beautiful you are amaizing if you ever doubt yourself I will slap you in the face remember you are beautiful if anyone tells you otherwise elect me know and I will beat them love you

I love you paulina

by Beautiful pig January 11, 2021

Palin

(verb) To flub or otherwise stumble in a response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; To give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. E.g.,

"I don't think I'll get that job, I totally Palined the interview."

by Kingseyes February 28, 2009

Sara Palin

The scariest fucking idea anyone has ever come up with.

GOP 1: "How can we get this armageddon thing moving?"

GOP 2: "We need a president that is dumber than Bush, but has more conviction to the bible; someone who believes that the dinosaurs walked the earth 4,000 years ago, and who has super human eyesight as to see Russia from Alaska."

GOP 1: "Bingo, I got it! Sara Palin!"

GOP 2: "Brilliant!"

by 8088Y80M8 January 1, 2012

palin-drome

a paragraph that makes as much sense forwards as backwards

SARAH PALIN: "That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Um, helping, oh, it's got to be about job creation, too. Shoring up our economy, and getting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions, and tax relief for Americans, and trade -- we have got to see trade as opportunity, not as, uh, competitive, um, scary thing, but one in five jobs created in the trade sector today. We've got to look at that as more opportunity. All of those things under the umbrella of job creation,"
ME: "Hey, you know you just said a perfect palin-drome?"

by cammy828 January 18, 2009

Pull a Palin

To "get back to someone" when you do not know the answer to the question someone has asked you.

person 1 "Global warming is a hoax"
person 2 "Do you have any proof?"
person 1 "I'm gonna pull a palin and get back to you on that one"

by Hansmgee May 19, 2009

Piling it on

When you have to take an emergency poop, but all the toilets are already clogged and you go anyway.

I stopped at a rest stop on the interstate and the toilets were full of poo, so I got stuck piling it on.

by Jake2z November 22, 2011