Pubic Express

When you sneak a tiny pubic hair into a letter and post it to a person you (don't) like.

Damn, a pubic express from Nils arrived today.

by Farcy McFarc September 18, 2016

pubic mess

the untamed jungle below the belt that can either make or break a hook-up

Gosh, that chick I hooked up with had a major pubic mess!

by Ignorant bittles December 20, 2008

Pubic Event

An organized Orgy were all participants are unshaved and covered in body hair. Typical activities during a Pubic Event are to either lick,eat,braid or burn body hair as a nature incense

"Tom asked me if i had ever heard of a Pubic Event,i said no.After explaining what it was,he asked if i was intersted. i accepted"

by poppinpoopdrops December 2, 2020

Pubic Beard

A long curly beard that looks like a crotch rug worm on elderly man or a replacement of manliness when the mans genitalia is shorn like sheep are.

David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine December 12, 2022

Pubic lice

An infestation on ones pubic hair/ genital region

Did you know that Madison R Smith has pubic lice?

by Daddyleo March 29, 2020

pubic afro

The sort of extremely curly pubic hair, usually found in the form of a ginger afro!

Eww, that girl i took home last night had a huge pubic afro!

by Bob :D January 13, 2008

pubic dandruff

The flaky white stuff found around your junk.

I would like something to make this salad zesty, how about I add some pubic dandruff?

by Harold Stonitsch July 16, 2007