An action that involves firmly pressing an onion of any size or variety into a persons anal cavity. The onion, once firmly pressed in, is referred to as a "Preston" Onion.
I gave her a Preston Onion. It smelled terrible but she loved it.
My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.
One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.
One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.
by Hellvig June 13, 2019
Get the Preston Onion mug.A preston koyatai is an extremely worthless white boy, that can’t succeed in any particular task they try to accomplish. If you have a friend like a preston more than likely his dad got raped and his mom rides dildos
boy 1 : your so bad at this game *name*
“Preston ” : Fuck you I am good your bad
Boy 2 : Fuck your such a preston koyatai your dad got raped in jail, and i walked in on your mum riding a 15 inch dildo.
“Preston ” : Fuck you I am good your bad
Boy 2 : Fuck your such a preston koyatai your dad got raped in jail, and i walked in on your mum riding a 15 inch dildo.
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by lazerboy22 December 1, 2021
Get the Prestonaephobia mug.A mean ass teacher. If you say like she'll have you're hid TANNED! She is very strict on grammar and spelling. Better watch out and have you're act together in the hallway's. She has threatened to torture kids until Jesus comes back! That's a damn good long time if I do say so myself.
Mrs. Proctor is your teacher? Oh man, I am so sorry. I won't be surprised if you don't survive this year. / Yeah man, me either. That bitch is gonna kill me! Well, see ya in hell.
by Hetero-Sexual Male December 18, 2017
Get the mrs. proctor mug.To unexpectedly shit your pants, at a most noticeable time, Such as in the workplace at a customers home. When they try to throw other coworkers off the scent (pardon the pun) With a most ridiculous and outrageous series of events. Such person may also be known to carry disposable underwear in a random toolbox
Jose New he had been at the scene of prostocked Job when he was sent out for coffee And upon his return there was Police crime scene tape around the perimeter.
by Mr Magoe September 27, 2014
Get the Prostocked mug.Thinking or acting in a way that would give off the impression that your head is shoved firmly up your ass.
John proctologically swerved into my lane because he was on his cell phone and not paying attention to the road.
by AlbinoRhino September 12, 2008
Get the Proctologically mug.The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Looking in the fridge.
Person 1: I think you have Prestofrigeration.
Person 2: Looking in the fridge.
Person 1: I think you have Prestofrigeration.
by person1_2345 April 26, 2009
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