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proftitution

Whoring yourself out to your professors for better grades.
ie: Student one: "hey, you look kinda tired, are you okay?"
Student two: "yeah, I'm just tired. My Calculus grade was kinda low so I spent the whole night engaging in proftitution with Dr. DingleMcBiscuitBerry. I have a D now."
Student one: "You mean the D."
by DrDingleMcBiscuitBerry December 2, 2014
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Prostitutious

Prostitute like. The act of looking like a prostitute.
Look at her looking all prostitutious in those booty shorts
by Kandielizabethtown September 9, 2015
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Prostitician

A portmanteau of prostitute and politician. One who is in the trade of lending their charisma, image, and pretended good faith to a cause which they natural interest for. A serial political prostitute.
That particular candidate only pretends to care about the thing's he's talking about. He's a total prostitician.
by urban werbster October 24, 2022
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Prostication

When a man flys you out to have sex
Jane: girl I’m going on a Prostication he’s flying me out to fuck

Doe: get that bag sis
by Funnybunny11111 October 18, 2025
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Preshitition

A premonition of an embarrassing or urgent need to take a shit.

Perhaps a dream about an embarrassing shit requirement which later comes to fruition.
I had a Preshitition , that I’d need to go while flying a helicopter , this embarrassingly came true later that day and I had to land a relieve myself.
by GrumpyScouseBastard November 25, 2025
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