Prospecting

Taking interest in a person who doesn't meet your weight standards now, but has the chance to in the future.

Billy: I didn't know you were into heavier girls
Jesse: Yeah im just prospecting for now, she might get motivated and turn out fit one day.

*Jesse flirting with a bigger woman*
Billy: dude what is Jesse you doing? He must be drunk he would never.
Frank: He's prospecting man, it's all about the long game.

by Louride May 18, 2022

Prospectacular

An optimal measure of prospectious ultimati chosen in a multi prospectable scenario

I had a prospectacular day!

What's that mean? Like you struck gold?
No bitch!, it was a prospexually active day
And I might have fuckin struck gold!

by - My Neo Bidnis December 6, 2022

prospecter

Da creepily-luminous "ethereal essence" of a passed-on valuable-minerals seeker.

In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Way Out West", The Boys mistakenly give da mining-rights deed to da shameless opportunistic wife of da in-keeper ("Now that you own a mine, I bet you'll be a swell gold-digger!" --- Laurel), rather than da deceased claim-owner's daughter... no "prospecter" is ever observed in da movie, but if da ghost of said paternal benefactor had indeed been witness to said horrendous deception, he'd likely have been "turning over in his grave"!

by QuacksO August 18, 2024

prosticeute

The actors in the pharmaceutical commercials who prance around all smiling faced and happy while the voice over warns of the deadly side effects of that particular drug.

I enjoyed watching the prosticeute play tennis while incubating a brain tumor from the drug she takes for excessive flatulence.

by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023

Prospector

A sexual position where the man lays son on the floor with his hard dick out and the woman stands up on the bed. The man lubes up his dick a lot and then the woman jumps really high and tries to aim her asshole for the hard dick. If she hits it then it will be so deep in her ass and she will moan really loud. If she misses then the dick will break and they have to go to the hospital.

“Bro las night my girl gave me the prospector”
“Does your dick hurt?”
It’s completely snapped in half”

by Slemor_Gaiman December 1, 2023

Prosticlanker

A bot account on a social media platform that contains links to pornography websites. A portmanteau of "prostitute" and "clanker".

Ted clicks the link on the bio of @CuteGirl69420, not knowing she is a prosticlanker, and Ted got hacked.

by David X. Hatley October 6, 2025

Prostication

When a man flys you out to have sex

Jane: girl I’m going on a Prostication he’s flying me out to fuck

Doe: get that bag sis

by Funnybunny11111 October 18, 2025