Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.
"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."
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In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
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Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!
Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?
Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!
Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?
Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.
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Marcie participated in procrasturbation resulting in her eminent doom by not completing the task of filing.
Marcie participated in procrasturbation resulting in her eminent doom by not completing the task of filing.
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