procrastibation

Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.

"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."

by poop2938 May 17, 2014

procrastabation

When a man or woman starts masturbating instead of doing what they are supposed to be doing.

procrastabation- A man was at work and he was really bored. He had a great idea to procrastinate and masturbate at the same time. He named his new idea "procrastabating"

by milkyman55 June 3, 2015

Procrastibation

Masturbating to avoid tasks.

I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.

by edeninoctober September 2, 2016

procrastbation

When you are avoiding doing something such as writing a paper, and you decide to masturbate.

I had to write a 10 page paper, and I'm worn out from all the procrastbation

by Libraryguy April 14, 2021

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010

procrasturbation

The act of purposely screwing yourself by putting off a task that is known.

Combining the word procrastination and masturbation.

Marcie participated in procrasturbation resulting in her eminent doom by not completing the task of filing.

by iublondie25 December 16, 2009

Procrasturbation

pulling off for tomorrow what could have come today.

procrasturbation

by gofingr February 3, 2010